Unmentioned Job Requirement

(Consolidated by a few kaki, one of our mass email joke)

Unmentioned Job Requirement when you apply for an opening position

• Good communication, problem solving and analytical skills (Using PORfessional way)
• Self starter, innovative and flair for numbers (Initiate to buy 4D and TOTO.. Some cases ^^ )
• Willingness to travel overseas and work long hours (And must come work on time)
• High tolerance levels of sarcasticism
• High tolerance levels of indecision (And High tolerance level of Anger)
• Willing to go for quick lunches within lunch hour 45min - 1hr (Must be qualified for Manager faithful Lunch partner)
• Has never cheated in your life before (Body doesn't need Sick Leave, do not "geng" MC)
• Talent to LOL during very awkward situation when boss is asking you question (Ex-Mediacorp talents, drama trainees are welcome to apply)
• Insured at least a few million dollars (if you gotta go to dangerous market like e.g. pakistan, GCC and it is not stated in JD)
• Can survive a few days on prata and vegetable curry and the cow dung smell (If you happen to be in charge of market like India)
• Pick up call within 3 ring.. (Customer service spirit is our core value)
• Able to tolerate double/triple/multiple standards
• Able to tolerate shallowness of in-matured people around you (regardless of age, sex, education level)
• No long tea breaks allowed unless you're going in with boss

Am sure there are more that are unmentioned... (add to my comment box)


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